For Story A Day May, Day Four (click the heading to see the full post with prompt by writer LJ Cohen).
This is a Star Trek: Enterprise fan fiction drabble. You can find more of my fan fiction by following this link.
Standard disclaimer. I don’t own them, I don’t profit from them, but they insist on telling me their stories, so I’m sharing them with you:
“What’s this, Lizzie? A stakeout?”
“The name’s Elizabeth.”
“Such a tart mouth – hey! What’s with the handcuffs?”
“You’ll just make this SNAFU worse, big brother.”
“How the hell could I do that?”
“No tap dancing around the truth, Trip. You’re itching to put your spaceboot so far up somebody’s ass that he needs a proctogolist to get it out.”
“No, I’m not.”
“So everybody thinks. I haven’t done anything illicit. And now you’ve got me hogtied.”
“You can’t tell me you don’t want to kick him in the – “
“Nope. This guy’s gettin’ it right in the genitalia.”